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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute, via bloboftheuniverse)

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

(via pagingme)

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

(via alisxrico)

“I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.”
— Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via z0mbie-pirate)

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

geniuscat:

She’s like a black sausage with arms.

(via z0mbie-pirate)

unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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(via tyleroakley)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via jasmine-blu)

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

tastefullyoffensive:

Every group has that one friend… [banglesong]

(via z0mbie-pirate)